Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
He pasta way.
we cannoli do so much
his legacy will become a pizza history.
here today, gone tomato
How sad that he ran out of thyme.
Sending olive my prayers to the family.
His wife is really upset. Cheese still not over it.
he’s in a butter place now
(Source: pointy-earedbastard)
how the fuck are some people so attractive? how does dna do that? why doesn’t mine do that? how do i make it do that? what’s the html code? where’s the youtube tutorial?
(Source: odianne)
